Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
I love birthdays.
I smile all day long.
Just like this.
You already know what I got, of course.
Sorry, I mean:
I'm off to watch The Simpsons movie and drink champagne AT THE SAME TIME!
Does it get any better?
(Hint: No.)
