It's hard to look human/decent/alive when you get off an all night, red-light flight, because chances are you are not Erica Baxter-Packer and thus do not have access to a private jet, and as such, you have spent the last (insert amount) of hours with your head pressed against your right elbow/a pissy airline pillow/your fellow passenger's (now) drool-covered shoulder, but now it's thirteen minutes to tarmac time, and you're being picked up by Your Fella, and you kind of want to look a little bit fresher than you do currently, which is one fruit fly short of a rotten banana. Not 'amazing', not 'hot', just fresh.
Quick smart, grab your bag, we don't have much time.
Rub rosehip oil or face cream all over your (obviously makeup free) face.
Dab in eye cream. (I like Prevage eye)
Apply some tinted moisturiser, cause it'll have some glow, and because foundation is too much effort for 6.55am.(I like DuWop revolution)
Do the bronzer trick as per below, or dab on some creme blush onto the apples of your cheeks. (I like Bloom in coy)
Use creamy concealer under eyes and around the nose. (I like Stila undereye concealer)
Use two eye drops per eye.
Apply stupidly shiny gloss to attract all attention away from bleary eyes. (I like Clinique Superbalm)
Apply some deodorant, you little stinker.
It LOOKS like a long list, but it takes around two minutes, and you don't really even need a mirror. This leaves you 11 minutes to wish you'd brushed your pegs before the descent, cause holy lychee iceblocks, is that breath of yours gon' be naaaaystee.
Speaking of lychee iceblocks, here is probably the most spiritual one you've ever seen. It says 'A wake up call for your spirit', which is a pretty big call for iced confectionery, but I like their optimism.
And here is a t-shirt that has nothing to do with spiritualism, but it was so excellent, I had to share with you anyway.
It says: Glamorama. Why grooming of glamour only if to just party? Once in a while oreate drama in your love dress up star basin to the him. You become attention of people.
I think there's something in there for all of us.
