Don't you love those competitions in the paper that let you make up a caption for a photo or cartoon?
You DO?
I thought you would!
We're so alike, you and me.
Well, when I saw this photo of Miss Los Angeles 07, aka Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, I thought it lent itself to such a competition.
She was on the red carpet at the MTV awards on the weekend, but lordy me, don't let that stop your creative milkshake from frothing over the side.
I have to get the ball rolling obviously, so here's mine.
"Elbows pointing directly to the cameras, check. Radio transmitters implanted by Mad Professor Inklestein connecting with camera, check. Transfer of electromagnetic waves of adoration for me into every tabloid magazine and newspaper in America, check. System complete. Disarm elbows."
*May be a lie.