S to the J to the P's first scent, Lovely, went ballistic. But I don't need to tell you guys that, you were the ones who couldn't get enough of that sweet musky stuff.
Well, hold on to your custard apples, because her follow-up fragrance Covet, (latin for 'Christian Lacroix Haute Couture-dressed criminal') will be on sale July 23. And, you know what, it's a really nice juice. Cause I was sent it to photograph for The Magazine, and when I tested it so I could write about it, its sexy, fruity flavour lasted on my arm all, all day. But more on the juice when it's on sale, cause teasing is a revolting thing to do. (Also, the bottle is unreal - the lid is like a wee, jewelled bracelet for the bottle. Adorable.)
Oh look! The campaign!
Go SJ, GO! Break that glass with your heel and GET THAT PERFUME. After all, you made it and it's got your name on it.
Ohmygosh: You got caught?... You're in prison?.... Well, this is awkward. I mean, you're a mother for goodness sake! What will become of your children? Why won't SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Ok. Get a grip, let's all just get a grip. Ok. You should probably call Matthew. And stop looking so happy! The press will be onto this any moment, and let me tell you, it will not be good for your career young lady. Remember what happened to Winona? Yes, well. Let us learn from that. Don't expect 'Free SJP' t-shirts as a rite of passage, either.
