Know that feeling you get when you've just left the tarmac in a plane, and your ears are popping and you already need to go to the loo, and you suddenly realise you forget to get your new Marian Keyes book out of the overhead and you're wondering if the guy next to you will possibly consider removing his arm from the communal arm rest at any point during the 13 hour flight and so, bored and slightly agitated, you decide to look out the window and suddenly you're violently aware of the fact that you're really, really, really high?
Yes, well, that's kind of how I felt when I saw how many fresh new fruits logged onto fruitybeauty yesterday.
I would like to think that it was some brand of fierce coincidence, in the same way you catch your little sister wearing a Tiffany's necklace two days after you mysteriously lose yours, but I have a sneaky feeling it was something to do with the fact I had the great privilege of being on Channel 9's The Catch Up to speak on blogs yesterday.
It was the first time I've ever been on TV and it was three pythons short of the Amazon in terms of scary, but HEY, it brought you guys here and that's obviously Very Excellent.
Here's a link to the fact sheet, and once I get the clip, I'll post it and we'll point out all my flaws together. Fun!
But for now, enjoy the ride, fruits. Ask me questions, comment like a demon, and let me know if I've got broccoli in my teeth.
Ps. Here's a beauty tip to save this post from being entirely useless: The
best way to use your lash curler is to always do it on mascara-less
lashes, and do two clamps. One at the roots of the lash, and one half
way up.
