To those who have entered the current and utterly marvelous Topical Fruit competition (half a grand's worth of Revlon's new Limited Edition range spells fool if you don't), you're all a pale shade of mad, and I dig your answers.
To those who haven't? Silly. It's not going to be sitting up there come tomorrow so consider this the reminder equivalent to something poignant said by an ageing but impressive college professor (Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robin Williams, Frankie Muniz) said to the brilliant but ill-focused star pupil in one of those super-earnest school movies called something like, The Greatest Most Totally Amazing Life Lesson Ever, right before he's about to throw it all in and go back to working at the bird-cage factory with his Uncle Billy-Bob.
