JD Fruit very kindly drew my attention to an advertising visual currently being used for Gap Baby in the US.
The reason she did this was not because of the baby being in said advertisement, even though our little bambini could not have been older than... well, the ad states she's a whopping 12 months... and not because she is genetically perfect and absolutely gorgeous and such a delight that we should all see her, but because someone in the production meeting for this campaign had decided that you know what? That golden hair ? Those blue eyes? Those juicy little puckers? Ain't enough: SHE NEEDS SOME SMOKY EYESHADOW AND A SWIPE OF LIPSTICK.
Here is the ad. (I have tried 678 times to post this image the right way up, but it simply, won't, do, it. I apologise, Fruits.)
Doesn't matter: here's a close up of Baby Peyton's shoot make-up.
Isn't she adorable? Ooh, I just want to squishthoselittlecheeklets!
But please note the burnt orange lipstick.
Brown eye shadow.
FALSE LASHES.
General creepiness.
Remember Suzy Bunny? Guys! That makes two examples of Inappropriate Makeup On Unripe Fruits in two weeks! Yuk!
The floor is open to any Fruits who see another example, although I'm hoping there won't be one. Ever. Ever.
