Even though my Extremely Professional Definitely Excellent Videos are black and white, and therefore, I think, mostly invisible, a few fruits have noticed some things they'd like answers to.
Carlie Fruit asks: What foundation do you wear for that dewy finish?
Fruity says: A blend of the first tinted moisturiser I see, Lancome teinte idol foundation and Pout Illuminator in Afterglow, all applied with a foundation brush. BUT: I've been getting the same light-throwy effect with much less work using Bobbi Brown's new hydrating foundation. So, so good.
Bradshaw and Sunny Fruit asks: How do you get your hair all curly like that?
Fruity says: It's easy for me, cause 'tis merely my natural curl, but pimped-out. What I do, is wash it in the evening. Apply a de-frizzing curl creme (currently feeling a lot of appreciation and elation and satisfaction from Redken's brilliant new Fresh Curl range, below) and then let it air dry, occasionally scrunching it up for fun. The next morning, it's a whole lot of scary: Kind of imagine Courtney Love and Bruce Willis pashing on. Oh, hang on - THEY DID.
So, I apply a heat-styling protectant (not my sweetiepie Kerastase - I use that for non-overnight curl bonanzas) and then a curl-enhancing scrunching spray . Then I tong. I tong like a madwoman, randomly and only on the last few inches of the hair so they behave. I use BabyLissPro SilverBullet mega-large barrel tong, which I reckon are the ghd of curling. The roots can stay freaky, I don't mind. After years of straightening, they're quite enjoying cutting loose. And that's it. A bit of finishing spray on the tonged bits for good measure and Curly Sue can head off to school.
Jemima Fruit asks: How many teeth do mosquitoes have?
Fruity says: Around 48, give or take a few.
