To deal with THIS.
Buff dudes in snug-fitting t-shirts delivering fun new shades of Nivea care gloss and shine and cupcakes and jelly beans to my desk.
Honestly. Do I seem that easily won over?
(Hint: Yes. In fact, they even could've left out the jelly beans. And the guy doing the "crazy" thumb business.)
Surprising fact: These men are all actually women.
Less surprising fact: I lie about gender sometimes.
Moderately surprising fact: I had muesli for lunch.
