"I powder very, very good."

Well Hello!

I want you to meet my Beauty and Style Inspiration. (Audrey Hepburn who?)

So wise, and yet so violently attractive: How can this be?

Watch and learn, fruits, watch and learn.

You will learn about fashion... It might be ostrich feathers, or a fox draped over the shoulder, puffed sleeves ("particularly interesting") a ("Very Dramatic") gold foil dress or even just a splash of leather ("Leather is always great - I wear a lot of it") but believe me, you will be up to 2.4 times more glamorous after seeing Brenda work her wardrobe.

Makeup? Forget all those tricky shade-perfecting foundations and concealers: There are only three shades: "Light, medium and dark". And blush? Pick a shade: There's pink, orange,  "real real dark orange" and burgundy. As for sexing things up at night? Switch from a black pencil, to a black liner. "At night I'll use a line. A BLACK line." Very glamorous.

Ah, fruits. So many things to learn, so little time in 1987 to try them all.