You guys are the best.
Not only do you stick comments onto the bottom of my posts with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for a six-year-old with a pack of glow in the dark stickers and a bedroom ceiling, but you shuffle lots of beauty questions into my inbox, too. LOTS OF THEM.
Which I love, even if reading them gives me a tremendous case of Fraud Complex, because I don't know all of the answers off the top of my head, or even the bottom of it.
My point is this: I am trying to get to all of your curious little e-bombs, but while there are celebrities with bad hair, and silly catwalk trends, and flash new gear standing proudly on cosmetic counters to talk about, your questions may be put aside for a little time.
Think, put-down-your-apple-to-finish-hanging-out-the-washing, little time, not it's-May-and-the-fan-should-really-be-put-back-in-the-garage-now time, which as we all know can escalate to months and even years in households featuring recalcitrant teenage boys who never do their chores.
Also, keep in mind, the more simple the question, the more likely you are to get an answer.
For example, in the battle of:
"Which do you feel is the best blemish-fighting face wash?"
Vs
"How does lipstick get its shimmer, and what is the chemical makeup of the shimmer-inducing component? Is it a volatile ingredient, and if not, would it be safe to assume an ingredient of similar stable activity would also be used in eye shadows and face illuminators?"
We all know which will be answered first.
That's right, the lipstick one.
*By the law of fruit you must ignore the fact I have wasted a whole past saying this and not answering your question about texturising hair products.