You are very good to fruity, you are.
My hits are growing like some form of demonic bacteria, which is TERRIFIC, and I THANK YOU because it is DEFINITELY EXCELLENT... except that you lot get very cranky if the fruit bowl is not re-stocked daily, which simultaneously makes me giddy (I am literally dripping with gid) but it also makes me panic mildly at around 3.23am if I haven't posted a fresh rant for the next morning. But that's not your problem. Your problem is that you are potentially missing crucial beauty information.
Which brings me to the point of this post, which, like my new sunglasses, I seem to have misplaced:
No, no, here it is. Found it.
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After all, the one day you don't hit fruitybeauty could be the day I write about your biggest and most irritating beauty issue. (Hairy toes.) Or, flipping the script, a product from your beauty stable. (Toe-hair remover.)
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Of course, I jest. It means EVERYTHING.
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*Applause*