Seems I'm back to being obsessed with nails. (Hammers are sooooo 2005.)
If, like Fruity, you find yourself sporting lovely yellowed nails and cuticles Way Too Often without meaning too because you applied some fake tan last night and didn't scrub your hands well enough afterwards, here is something you need to know.
If you get an old toothbrush, and slather it with whitening toothpaste and then scrub your fingers with it, your hands won't look like you've been smoking a deck a day for the last decade.
And that is a Good Thing, isn't it?
(Hint: Yes.)