As far as i'm aware, there is no advertisement for this product yet.
But if there were to be one, i envisage it may go a little something like this...
...Playa-hatas talkin jive 'bout your naystee feet?
Yo headz up: They be stoppin' their bullshieet when they see yo Toez. They be like, yo, whas up with yo feet? And the suckaz start flexin an talkin' all kinda wack shieet.
And you be like, yo check this, don be gettin' all up in mah grill bout my fresh toez. You straight-out trippin dawg, cause you and yo homes ain't got none-o-that shieet.
You jus jealous muthas, what wit yo lame-ass polish with no bling all decoratin an representin.
Hell, I bet you still paintin' yo toes, fool! You may have time for that shieet, but only spare time i ev gon' have be when i in the grave, suckaz.
Stick-on till I dizz-iy, fool. Hollaaaa!Toez.
'Cause you be straight-bangin' hardcore badasses to tha end, and you need yo feet to look the dang part.
An we OUT.
