A sad day in the fruit bowl: Another of the great Blonde Hair Icons has bitten the proverbial.
(Hint: The first one was that Justin Timberlake's girlfriend; the second is That Really Famous Skinny Girl who Rachel Zoe has just publicly declared she no longer works with, or is friends with. She was getting too fat, apparentely. Kidding. Inappropriate. Apologies.)
Ashley Olsen has flipped the script on us all and gone dark. This, from a girl who consistently sports not only the best
Texture
Cut
Length
Fringe
but also shade-of-blonde. (At least she had the decency to tint her Definitely Excellent Eyebrows to the same shade.)
Kanye believe it??
(Yes, he did. But can YOU?)
At least Mary-Kate's still rocking the wild witch of the upper east with her faded red 'stensions.
Y'know, i'm all for brunettes. And i'm all for colour switching and getting a little bold at the salon. But it's just so TYPI-FRICKEN-CAL: The nanosecond (month) I go blonde, all the frisky perennial light-haired lassies start buying DIY dye kits and going chocolate and mahogany and chestnut and other descriptive words that belong to people like Ashley Judd, and Rachel Bilson and Angelina Jolie and Charlie Sheen. NOT. THEM.
They'll be back.
It's just a winter thing.
You watch.
Soon they'll be brassier than a bathroom tap.
And i'll be waiting for them with a smile.
And a box of Root Touch Up.