At least my teeth are.
I'll be honest: Last night was a bit rough. Kind of felt like there was an icy wind blowing through my gums, and my teeth had forgot to put on their little jackets and mittens.
I'm fine now but there was definitely some swear words ill-suited to a nice blog like this and some heavy Panadeine consumption last night. Just so you know.
Also: I maybe forgot to mention I had the new Zoom Advanced Power, which is stronger than the regular Zoom 2, and Britesmile, and probably Mr T if they were to get into a pub brawl.
Oh, and I found a way around the whole no-coffee thing - I DRANK IT THROUGH A STRAW.
Hope the dentist isn't reading this.
Hope it doesn't wreck my fluorescent chompers.
Hope that's how you spell fluorescent.