Why buy condoms or tampons or pinecones from a vending machine, when you can buy...
Lovely, Smooth, Straight Hair?
A couple of Scottish kids have just ensured their first Ferraris with this, a vending machine that offers People Who Are Having A Bad Hair Day an instant return to smooth, frizz-free hair, and thus Total Hotness, with a 90 second go of some ghd irons.
http://www.springwise.com/fashion_beauty/vending_that_kills_the_frizz/
It will cost you around, ooh, maybe three aussie bucks (can't convert; won't convert), but honestly, what price can you put on looking and feeling aesthetically excellent again after light rain just ruined hours of meticulous ghd-ing at home?
I say NONE, and if it weren't heavily trademarked by a certain credit card company, I would say "Priceless".
Maybe I should invent a lip gloss re-touch dispenser.
Or a disposable black eye-liner dispenser.
Or a Wow, My Low-cut Top Really Is Inappropriate, I Need a Nice Cardigan, cardigan dispenser.
But this vending machine is a good idea, right? Right?
Or, is it just breeding even more vanity/insecurity/our obsession with... sorry, just need to re-apply my lipstick, be right with you... with perfection?
Speak now or forever hold your straightening irons.