Ahh, blog.
Bloggy blog blog.
Bless you, little blog.
You just sit here quietly, waiting for me to fill you with gibber about facial peels and lip gloss, hanging out and playing cards with a zillion other blogs, all just wearing sunglasses and being cool and indifferent, shuffling around cyberspace like floaties in a glass of water...
I'm going to make the introduction to This Blog short. It will be the rules. I like rules. Unlike carnies and vampires, which I think holds true for most people.
Chief, but not at all restricted to, content: Beauty.
Why: I am the beauty editor of A Magazine. A, big, proper, Real Life one that you most probably read, have read, or will read.
Loser. Aren't there a million other blogs about beauty already out there: See sentance perched directly above this one for your point of difference, doll. I am getting/testing/playing with products bloggers buying beauty retail are only hearing whispers about on makeupalley forums.
What's that you're eating: Doritos and salsa.
Why will people read this blog: Because I will pay them handsomely. No I won't. that's a lie. I can't back that up.
Are you paid to write certain things about products: Oh, totally. My rate is $5000 per mention, $7000 for a positive comment, and $10,000 for a mention in the subject line. Please send your cheques to Absolutely Not Pty Ltd, Are You For Real street, No Fricken Chance in Hell, 1234.
No one likes a smartass. Anything else: All spelling mistakes are intentional except where unintentional.
