Just on all those emails you send...

First up, thank you. It's incredibly flattering (and utterly amazing) that you guys are actively seeking me out for, and trusting me with, your beauty dilemmas. But sadly, the questions are far outweighing the answers.

So, in order for me to escape ever writing this:

Gee wizz! Hiya ladies and germs!! (boom tish!) Say, thanks so much for all your emails, mighty sweet of you all, BUT (OHNO!) unfortunately I am finding it super super duper duper hard to get back to all of you, (must be all that time spent trying lip sticks! ha!! ;)) but pleeeeeease hang in theeeeere! I'm doing my best guysss!! :) Who knows, maybe your email could be NEXT!!! No promises dudes but cross those fingers and toes (not your eyes silly!) and we'll see like a sea lion!! ;) !!! xxxx

I'll now be doing this: