So by the time the Totally Life-changing product or service I wrote about three months back actually jumps onto the shelves, screaming with excitment and newness, I've all but forgotten about its launch date.
Which is not so great when you're writing a daily blog.
So, thank GOD for E, who not only doesn't work for Clinique, but works for a competitor, and sent me this:
Which is 100% Definitely Excellent.
You simply scarper into DJ's Sydney City and hold out your grimiest mascara, and they'll replace it with a brand new Clinique one. Free and straight and into your filthy little paws.
It's only til Feb 5 though, fruits. Better get your skates on. And your knee pads, if you're rubbish at skating.