fruitybeauty

Thy face powder.

"Thy pressed or loose face powder shall not be applied anywhere near the undereye area, for it shall surely crepe and make the glorious owner of thy face look at least 34 years older than thoust really is. Also, thy powder will not be re-applied more than three to four times a day - if thoust needeth to touch-up and fight thy dreadful shine more than this, thy needeth to seek out some of the paper that blot-eth. Immediately, if not sooner."

Thy roots.

"A lot of thy top session stylists useth this very act of magic in their creations for thy magazine imagery: When thoust haveth brown hair, and thy noticeth some faint regrowth at thy scalp, thou should consider buying a brown mascara, and using thy mascara to rouch-up thy roots in Need To Look Good emergency.. eth."