Well. Would you look at this.
Someone has finally remembered to post on fruity!
As usual, it's because said Someone is flogging something. That's right, I've bought into the carob-covered lemon business! A delicious treat for those times when you can't be bothered baking your own, or when the kids are hungry and you don't have any lobster to feed them, or when friends drop round and you've been busy sewing jumpers for your Alpacas all day and had no time to whip something up for dinner.
But don't take my word for it: "They're delicious!" - Daryl Dungus, CEO Caro-Lemz.
And I offer BIG discounts for those wanting 10 kilos of more.
As well as carob cirtus snacks, I have written a beauty book called Amazing Face! It's on sale in the next week, and it should be high on your To Do and To Read and To Buy lists, if not for uniformity across all of your tasks, but because if you are reading fruitybeauty then YOU DEFINITELY WILL LOVE THIS BOOK.
How I know is this is because I have been reading your diary for years. Get a lock, dumdum! Also I know because Amazing Face is kind of the paper version of fruitybeauty - seemingly ridiculous but very helpful and practical beauty tips. And actually, fruity was the inspiration for it. A lot of my best gear from fruity has been included and updated, because it was some of the best stuff I ever learned as a little squid working in mags as a beauty rascal.
I am also doing a book tour, which I would love you to join me on if at all possible, the details of which can be found here, but not here. Also, here is a makeover I did to show how qualified I am to bully women into applying skincare, makeup and hair prodz my way, and another one that is less exciting, but probably more helpful.
On a personal level, I love this book.
It feels beautiful, it looks sensational, it definitely doubles as a coffee table book, and it will teach you a whole bunch of stuff that will make you look even more pretty-ier. It's been wonderful having those who've read it email me photos of their lovely new lip colours, or hair cuts, or bright, illuminated eyes and well-defined brows. Makes me swell with glow.
I am one excited little squid, fruits!
(And that's just about the carob-lemons!)
wanted to say how amazeballs "Amazing Face" is for the beauty clueless like me.. I have leant and will continue to learn from this beauty bible lol.. i would like to thank the random customer who recommended i buy it when she went through my checkout.. Zoe, you are a genius (ps. congrats on the engagement).. =D
Posted by: Phoebe Avent | January 11, 2012 at 08:29 AM
Fruity, finally I check you website and what do you know A POST (but somehow my alerts to your updates seem to have stopped working and that is the only reason I can suspect you only have one comment to your entry).
Greta news about your book but what happened to meowbert now that you are in the big apple?
Posted by: jordi | August 25, 2011 at 09:04 PM
Very interesting post.Keep it up..Looking forward to see more of your post.
Posted by: Kathy Garolsky | June 30, 2011 at 03:23 PM