Annual update. Sadly, that's not even a "joke" title.

I am terrified of coming to fruity these days. 

It's like she's going to yell at me for being such a bad mother and never visiting her or feeding her or sending her her favourite soft drink of choice, Passiona.

And she'd be right to yell. I never visit! Terrible mother! Off with my head! Or at least a couple of fingernail tips! 

We all know why, though: it's because I am a traveling gypsy, and those bells aren't going to play themselves. Ha ha! As if. We all know real gypsies think bells are naff and that they much prefer synthesizers. 

Shithouse jokes aside, it's because I am busy blogging daily at beauty website PRIMPED and writing books and being a dating bully for Cosmopolitan magazine, and writing an opinion column in the Sunday Telegraph and Tweetin' and extreme kite-rollerskating and so on.

For more regular updates (as in at least bi-annual) go to zoefoster.com.au,  and marvel at my incredible talent for self-adulation and typos.

For less regular updates, uh, go to fruitybeauty.com.au ?

Aaaaand cue required shot of Meowbert: 

  
 

Comments

[houston pest control]

Within a few weeks they will have a permanent footing and you will be locked into periodic sprayings of insecticides.

[Affordable Medical Insurance]

This is the first time I've seen your blog & I had to comment on that right away. What a cute and cuddly cat!

[shey]

I think you have to create a facebook and twitter account for your super cute pussy cat.lol Is your cat knows how to press in your laptop?

[Erryn]

Your cat is so freaking cute!!!! This is the first time I've seen your blog & I had to comment on that right away... I'll go back to reading it now :)

[Tiki]

i still occasionally revisit this site for a dose of old-school zoe advice. sounds like the 'new blog' on primped will be similar to fruitybeauty :) yay!

[replica handbags]

I saw some of your flickr photos of your blizzard piles. It looked like a LOT of snow. It did snow some here today, but only enough to leave a dusting on the roofs and grass. The streets and sidewalks are staying clear. Pretty perfect for a snow day! I saw some of your flickr photos of your blizzard piles. It looked like a LOT of snow. It did snow some here today, but only enough to leave a dusting on the roofs and grass. The streets and sidewalks are staying clear. Pretty perfect for a snow day!pilipalagaga 0303

[Trendy Necklaces]

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[Bec]

Primped is da bomb, but I'm still missing the fruitloop in fruity beauty... exibit A: http://fruitybeauty.typepad.com/fruitybeauty/2006/11/ghetto_toez.html

Keep that friutilicious mind leaking onto the pages of the blogosphere, twitterverse and pengiun books, because laughter feeds my soul (as do cute kitty photos)!

[Rhea]

I just started reading 'Primped' the other day...it had been way too long Fruity and I missed you!

[MsCritique]

Hurrah for the update! I had given up hope that you may never ever appear in my google reader. Ever. Again.

Loving primped. It's made with awesome. And then some!

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[jusbruers]

Meowbert makes annual updates allllll better!

[Karli]

Meow. You are forgiven.

[Jenelley]

Meowbeeeert, how I have missed you!
I think Meowbert is probably the only thing that could make Primped better...

[Zoe S]

Aww, Meowbert is so cute! You know how to placate us :)

I have the same keyborad and mouse. I feel like I'm in the future every time I use them, I <3 them

[Elayne]

Absolutely loving the update, and ridiculously excited about the writing of more books! You are forgiven for not visiting, (at least by me), as Primped, and all the other things, are worthy causes. xox