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Primped.com.au awaits your mouse clickery

And I’d write more, but probably you’re not going to read much more anyway, you’re just going to go to shuffle up to your url bar and type in www.primped.com.au and see what I left definitely excellent gig at Harper’s BAZAAR to do, and what has caused me to slowly morph from a gym-going, green tea drinking, non-bread consuming type into a twice-a-day java fiend, referred to behind her back as The Breadonator, who prefers to eat small chocolate treats based on small koalas or frogs instead of dinner, and what is now going to be your favourite, most bestest, most adored place for beauty advice or news or trends or product information or massively awesome How To videos that splain things visually so you can master liquid eye liner, and bronzer and blush and ghd-hair curling once and for all, and stop walking around with wongly half curls that go in 37 directions like me, even though obviously I have no business sporting anything other than perfect hair at all times, but I think we all know that like tasty dark chocolate or comfortable strapless bras, that’s a myth.

Anyway, fruits, I'm exceptionally proud of Primped. I think she's pretty amazing.  And I suggest you do too, or the friendship’s over. Haha! But seriously, I'll probably just stop calling so much, and we'll end up being 'Let's catch up' friends.

With love and lunacy,
Primpy/Fruity.

Did I mention I once wrote a book?

And you should buy it if you haven't already.

Here's what people are saying:

"When the movie comes out, I bags the role of Gabe."
Perez Hilton

"By far the best book she's ever written."
David Foster

"When the movie comes out, I bags the role of Dan."
Adam Brody

"Probably the best book I've ever walked over on the way to the kitchen."
Meowbert

"When the movie comes out, I bags the role of Hannah."
Zooey Deschanel

"Ew. That's a girl's book."
Small boy at the convenience store

"If I owned a set of eyes and thumbs, I would choose only to read this book, again and again."
Zoe Foster

"I can only dream of writing such entertaining, exciting fiction."
JK Rowling.

Regarding the lack of posts...

I am very, very busy with Primped.com.au

Like a small bird with a grumbling stomach, peering cautiously over the edge of his nest, after having just realised his mother will no longer be vomiting food into his mouth and that he will have to go out and find his own witchety grubs from now on, we are very, very close to launching.