The Smelly Girl Club.

As we all know, one isn't a TRUE star until one has posed for an astronomically-priced photographer for a small bottle of scented liquid. This honour means you automatically become a member of the Smelly Girls Club, a kind of super elite club that's almost as highly regarded as the backseat of a high school bus.

So! Let's meet the new smelly girls!

Naomi Watts has just been signed on as the face of Thierry Mugler's Angel. Old mate Mugler is renown for splendid campaigns, so I quite look forward to seeing Wattsy in these ads. I personally smell like a small child who has been rolling around in icing sugar when I wear Angel, however, one of my friends wears it and it's hot as on her. I much much prefer his more recent scent, Alien.  It's sexy and uniquey and compliment getty.

  

Erykah Badu, probably one of my most adored singers, is set to be the face of Tom Ford's new scent. (Hope she reads that contract properly, Tom has quite the penchant for thighs and breasts and crotches in his ads. See here and here for the smutty proof, but be warned, these ads are 100 per cent NSFW.)

That delightful little pocket rocket, Audrey Tautou (Audrey Hepburn Version 2.0)  has just nicked Nicole Kidman's Chanel No. 5 crown. (Nicole probably knows where she lives, or has people that do, so, uh, Audrey, you'd better watch your back.)

Beryl Watson from Tasmania has been announced as the face of Prada's new fragrance, which is as yet unnamed.

Comments

[Marlene J lennox]

Ohhh, Beryl is great!A breath of fresh air.

[Lucinda]

Fruity, tips on how to do Naomi's seriously sexy hair, please. Don't care how she smells, just want the hair...

[rach]

Bea - once a woman went into my best friend's store wearing a fragrance so powerful, sickly and claustrophobic my BF had to ask her what she was wearing, just so she would know and avoid it in the future. That fragrance was Angel.

I've got to say I'm not a fan, but fragrance is such an individual thing it's really hard to comment. I'd say if you're after something sweet but sexy give Viktor & Rolf Flower Bomb a red hot go. For something sweet, slightly gourmand but terribly sexy try Tom Ford Tobacco and Vanilla. Then again, if you find yourself desperately and embarrassingly huffing your forearm in public whenever you try Angel you should probably buy it.

[jessie]

yeah its the hottest hair...
love love audrey tautou think she is perfect for chanel, she is classically beautiful...
go beryl and the toast and tea frangrance i say!!
and ummm i think i'd go angel just slighty over alien, like them both tho, i like that his perfumes last for ages on...

[rach]

Also, please to give me Naomi Watts' hair in that top picture, kthxbye.

[rach]

I am totally all over Beryl's new fragrance. Can't wait. And I adore the fleshy, oozing, Studio 54 sweat and sex of Black Orchid, and I've been listening to New Amerykah on repeat for a week, so go Erykah!

[ax]

yiew bezza!!!

[KA]

Alien is more sexy, Angel is more sweet. I'd go Alien, it's unique and not many people wear it. Angel can smell too full on.

[alexandra]

Im agreeing with the previous posts, i just don't think Audrey fits as a Chanel girl. Chanel reminds me of old school glamour, Audrey to me needs something kind of quirky and cute.

[alexandra]

Im agreeing with the previous posts, i just don't think Audrey fits as a Chanel girl. Chanel reminds me of old school glamour, Audrey to me needs something kind of quirk and cute.

[Bea]

Does anyone else have a comment about Alien or Angel? I've been tossing up between the two for aaaaaaages and cannt pick a favourite. Its alot of clams to lay out on the wrong fragrance!

[maggie]

Beryl's fragrance smells of toast and tea.

[Natalie]

Those Tom Forf ads are gross.

Audrey doesn't seem very Chanel No. 5 to me at all, I agree with the other commenter - I see her advertising something more bubbly or off-beat.

[Smelly Jane]

I'm guessing it was 'purely coincidence' that the gorgeous gown Wattsy wore to the Costume Ball had a big star in the middle that just happened to be shaped like a bottle of Muglier juice.

[Laura]

Audrey is perfect for Chanel! Your right about her being like Audrey Hepburn...in some of her photos she looks exactly like her.

[Jessica]

I think Audrey is perfect for Chanel, at least she is French!!

[Fiona]

Audrey just doesn't have the "glamour" that I'd assosciate with Chanel :\ unlike Nicole. Audrey should be something bubbly and quirky... not sure what though

[Sunili]

Beryl! What a star.